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2008年6月29日 星期日

Funny sentences


About threesomes' rules:



First. Never, ever do it with your girlfriend. IT's always a "Disaster".



Second: You can't plan it. Something always goes wrong. It has to be Spontaneous.





The first phenomenon of overcrowded rats is the separation of the sexes. And in this city, with all the lawyers and all the overcrowded niche structures, you have incredible pressure. Pressure fucks up the hormones; when the hormones are screwd up, there are more homosexuals; and
homosexuality is a nature's way of cutting down on population.          is my favorite sentence. Nature has its own way to cut down too many people>







The English are scared to death of the press. If you ever need to bring to heel, just threaen to call the papaers.

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